GOBLIN GUTS -- Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

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GOBLIN GUTS -- Unisex Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt

$54.00
THIS IS WHY MY TUMMY HURTS!! Design is based on my real and authentic medical scans. It is the sagittal view of a high resolution GI transit/follow through study. The goblins interfere with gastric motility by interrupting the vagal connection between the fundus of the gastric body adn the central nervous system. The goblin's movement causes relaxation of the esophageal sphincter and contraction of the pyloric sphincter leading to hypomotility of the antrum. The technical term for this phenomenon is "goblin guts". Some groups are lobbying for the term "gastrogoblenisis" to replace "gastroparesis", as goblin interference is far more accurate than partial paralysis.

Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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